things i learned on tour............

some new insights after tour.......... a la Omni (updates coming)

1. Jail, just as shitty as you can imagine

2. Jail food, waaaaay worse than you can imagine

3. geoffery dahmers mother is a saint

dahmer's mother

4. brittany spears is a damn good mother too

Brittany as a mom

5. Bamboo, Zev, and B-Nice can work a fucking hip hop show

6. It's good to have a kick ass tattoo artist who will post bail for you

7. Joseph LMS will be one of the godparents for my first child

8. Everything is better when Carmen is around

9. Naomi can do a fantastic Bukowski impression

10. The intangibles know how to fucking party (well, i knew this, but i needed to reiterate)